Halloween Fun

Still getting over the stupid cold.

Here's some chuckles.

And some BooBees

You Drink Too Much Coffee When...

Thought this was funny, even if I don't think there is such a thing as "too much" coffee.

You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: 

You ski uphill. 

You speed walk in your sleep. 

You answer the door before people knock. 

You sleep with your eyes open. 

You just completed your third sweater today,

and you don’t know how to knit. 

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. 

You have to watch videos in fast-forward. 

The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake. 

You lick your coffee pot clean. 

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. 

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. 

You don’t sweat, you percolate. 

People get dizzy just watching you. 

People can test their batteries in your ears. 

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. 

Your Thermos is on wheels. 

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny. 

You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore. 

You don’t tan, you roast. 

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. 

You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”

When Carpenter Met Brown

How awesome is this?

Charlie Brown: Blockhead's Revenge from Dylan OBrien

From Bloody Disgusting:

True to the horror icon's spirit, John Carpenter introduces his "first and last appearance on Funny or Die" with a very special Halloween spoof that combines Charlie Brown and All Hallow’s Eve. Entitled "Charlie Brown: Blockhead's Revenge", Carpenter calls the short "Terrifying, terrifyingly disappointing."

Laverne and Shirley

Last night, the kids, my wife and I finished watching the entire run of Laverne & Shirley.
Several months ago, it started airing about four times a week on the Hub network. So we decided to watch every episode with the kids, since we loved it when we were young and wanted them to enjoy it, as well.
Happily, the kids loved it, too. And because we had missed the first few episodes, we got to finish watching the series with classic episodes from the first season, back in 1976. They were just as funny as ever, and a much better way to end a viewing of the series than the 8th season, which wasn't great. Uneven and chaotic sums it up, diplomatically.
I am glad we shared this with them. A bit of television history, some great characters and laughs and a much better way to spend some TV time than watching any of the 'reality' shows out there.
Posted below is the 20th Anniversary Reunion of the cast that aired on ABC in 1995.
Great to see the cast together and remembering good times. Even Fonzie shows up!
 


We have watched the entire run of Laverne & Shirley and also I Love Lucy with the kids.
We are thinking The Dick Van Dyke Show might be next up!
Laverne & Shirley is currently airing on the Hub network at 11:00pm EST, with encore airings at 5:00am.

Stacking Mugs & Too Much Coffee???

This week's Cup o' Joe:

A cool item you can order as a gift for the holidays (or for yourself):




click pic to go to site

I like them! Well organized and space-saving at the same time.

Even better, they are only $9.99 a set!

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My daughter sent me this list:

SIGNS YOU ARE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE

-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

-You sleep with your eyes open.

-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

-The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

-You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

-You chew on other people's fingernails.

-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

-You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

-You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

-You can jump-start your car without cables.

-You don't sweat, you percolate.

-You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

-You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

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Sunday Funny - Dean's Comic Booth

This week I am featuring a different site: Dean's Comic Booth.

At this site, a comic strip or panel is take and altered, usually in a 'not-safe-for-work' way. I have been searching the site for a few weeks to find one that was remotely re-postable for this blog.

I finally found one that is okay. Creepy and strange, but safe enough.

Here is the original, a Dennis the Menace panel:



Here is the Dean's Comic Booth altered version:



See? Dark and creepy, but I enjoy it.

Never a boring day at Dean's Comic Booth!

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Here is the disclaimer from the site:

This site parodies the comics. All rights are retained by their respective owners. The comics bring great joy to hundreds of people every day, and by making fun of them I hope to increase that joy.

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At the official site you can view the archive, check out Dean's Store or view the Dean's Comic Book Facebook Fan Page.

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Sunday Funny - Zits

This week's strip is Zits, which is written by Jerry Scott and illustrated by Jim Borgman.

Zits revolves around the life of 16-year-old Jeremy Duncan and his family and friends. Teenage life is the main focus of the strip, whether it is how Jeremy views the world or how the world views him and his friends.


click to enlarge

The strip is usually good for a chuckle and, more often than not, has people seeing someone they know (or themselves) in the characters and their exaggerated actions.

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At the official Zits site you can read about the creators, visit the official store or buy books collecting the strips.

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Good Knight: Clap

Had to share this, which I found via Neatorama, which has partnered with VeryFunnyAds.com, by TBS, to do weekly round ups of odd ads.

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HAH! I love it!

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Meltdown!

Watch this to the end!



Thanks to Boing Boing

Bye Bye, Bea

Watch this to the end:



Bea Arthur
1922-2009

Thanks for the laughs.