The Crooked Ninja Turtle Gang site did a post about
The Worst "Sexy" Halloween Costumes.
That same day, while browsing a Halloween costume site,
The Worst "Sexy" Halloween Costumes.
That same day, while browsing a Halloween costume site,
I was shocked to come across one of those
sexy female version costumes of a certain horror movie villain.
Before I get to that costume,
let me post the others I came across,
in descending order of bad taste.
And disclaimer:
Do not get me wrong:
Everyone should wear whatever the hell they want.
I am just posting my opinions here.
You wanna be Sexy Ernest Borgnine, you go for it.
Doesn't mean I have to like it.
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First up, Sexy Jason Voorhees
This one doesn't bother me as much as the others,
mainly because they aren't trying to recreate the actual villain,
instead making a Jason-like costume.
You get who she is portraying, but in a fun way.
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Next, Sexy Freddy Krueger
Now, is the costume provocative? Yes. I don't dispute that.
But she is basically wearing a sexed-up version
of a child murder's outfit.
That doesn't scream "sexy" to me.
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Here is Sexy Chucky
Um, okay.
Chucky is a child's toy possessed by a serial killer.
This makes that sexy?
Nope. This is creepy. In the wrong way.
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Now we come to the one that just threw me.
I actually said "what the fuck?" out loud.
I present, Sexy Michael Myers
Why?
I love that the costume is head to toe,
instead of the mini-skirt workman's uniform we could have gotten.
And I am sure some designer out there had to actually fight for this.
But, it is just... so freaking wrong.
Ugh.
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At least I didn't stumble across any Sexy Leatherface costume.
Those don't exist.... right???
Goddammit.
I give up.
What do you think?
Sexy? Unsexy?
Let me know.
