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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

What Scares Me! What Scares You?

This was a post I originally did for a Friday the 13th in March of 2009. It is suitable for Halloween, as well, so I am re-posting. Below the post, I am adding the comments from back then and I hope to get more comments about what scares you!

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Okay, so I am one who likes being scared. Love horror movies, love creepy stuff. Like that feeling of eeriness you get from a good scare. So, here are 13 things that creep me out. I am sure there are more, but these are the ones that came to the top of my mind, so they have obviously had a lasting effect. I am not saying these movies or shows are the scariest, most unnerving things out there, but these are just parts that stuck out, to me.

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1) The way Michael Myers watches Laurie in HALLOWEEN. There are a bunch of instances in this film: the scene after she drops off the key at his old house and walks away and he steps out onto the sidewalk to watch her; the scene in the school when she sees him outside the window; the scene in her backyard standing amidst the drying laundry. Not to mention when only Laurie spots him near the hedge on their walk home from school. CREEPY!

This is also done to great effect in HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS - there is a scene, where the teens are in the park and talking and in the background you can see Michael, wandering around some trees. He isn't so much as hiding as just staying slightly obscured. Creepy! And the scene where Rachel is showering and what-not, and Michael is in the house, as well. I bet this scene can still scare people who are home... "alone".


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2) The scene in JEEPERS CREEPERS where they are driving past the old church and see the Creeper dumping something in the pipe. What creeps me out here is when HE LOOKS BACK AT THEM! Something about evil being there but unaware of your presence is so much better than when evil looks at you and says "Oh, I see you, too..."

(the first 45 seconds here are the creepiest part)


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3) The same feeling plays into the very creepy X-FILES episode "Home". I think the scene towards the beginning, when Mulder and Scully are examining the ball field and they are told about the Peacock family and they look over to see the three men on their porch, watching the agents themselves. So much about this episode is wrong (in a good way), but the fact that those disturbed, bizarre, homicidal creeps were right there out in the daylight was scary stuff.


(I see you on the porch! Knock it off!!!)

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4) Clowns, to me, have lost that lovin' feeling. But that damn creepy clown doll from POLTERGEIST? Ugh, who in their right mind would give this to a kid, even before this movie came out? Just so wrong and such a nightmare inducer. I would never have just left it sitting on a shelf to watch me sleep at night. That fucker would have been locked up tight, preferably in another room. In another house.


(Bet you look under your bed tonight!)

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5) The scene in FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART II where Ginny and Paul are in the cabin and the lights are out. When Ginny says "There's someone in this room!" and Jason is there, quietly waiting in the dark. THIS is why grown people can be afraid of the dark - there might be a once-dead-but-now-alive-with-a-sack-on-his-head-irrational-killer in the corner. Also in this movie, when Ginny is in Jason's shack and she peers out and see Jason running towards her. Holy momma! Where the flip can she go? There are only two rooms, and we KNOW what Ginny finds behind door number two.


(OF COURSE a dude with a sack on his head lives here.)

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6) The original THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is scary stuff, especially when I first saw it as a wee lad. But there is one scene that always freaks me out. When Kirk enters the house and Leatherface just appears and whacks him. Before you know it, the door is shut and Kirk is just GONE. What just happened? The fact that something so unexpected and horrific can occur so damn quickly... Well, it just goes to show you why you should stay the hell OUT of strange farmhouses in the country. The fact that they made an actual toy/collectible of this scene tells me I am not alone in this feeling.


(The kicking legs make it all the worse.)

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7) It may not hold the same punch these days, when everyone has a cell phone, but the 70s film WHEN A STRANGER CALLS was seriously creepy in it's time. The 'calls coming from inside the house' scare was something babysitters (and loners) feared already and this movie just made them jump up and say "SEE??? I TOLD you it could happen!!!" The very different sequel WHEN A STRANGER CALLS BACK has a semi-creepy scene, when that movie's killer hides himself right in the woman's apartment - by painting himself to match her brick wall and just standing still.


(Carol Kane, your eyes speak volumes. So perfect for horror flicks.)

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8) The flying monkeys in THE WIZARD OF OZ. They are creepy in their own right, with their bizarre monkey/human hybrid faces and expressions of perpetual glee - which they shouldn't have. But, what puts them over the top are their little coordinated outfits! Holy buckets! The witch was evil, but this just proves the bitch was bat-shit crazy! She spends her off time making matching outfits for her band of flying monkeys?! Run, Dorothy, run!!!


(WHY would you even own this picture? And the dude got it signed!)

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9) The Oompa Loompas from the original WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. They were like midgets but not, with odd colored skin and green hair and strange white jumpsuits and... they were helpers from hell, is what they were. ONLY Wonka would be okay with living and working with these bizarre and unsettling little men. The Oompa Loompas from the remake were odd, but not stay-the-fuck-away-from-me odd.


(STOP looking at me!)

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10) This albino dude from FOUL PLAY, the 70s movie with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase.


I don't remember much about the movie, but he scared the CRAP out of me when I was a kid. Anytime I saw this movie in the TV Guide I would look away for something else. I couldn't watch it again cause I knew I would see him. Turns out he was an actor named William Frankfather and he WASN'T really an albino. Don't care, really, as he has haunted my brain for decades now.

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11) The old 70s show IN SEARCH OF, with Leonard Nimoy. Hot damn, this show freaked me out. Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, aliens, heck - even Amelia Earhart and her disappearance scared me. But it was all because of the combination of fear and mystery and the unknown they infused into each episode. From the eerie music to Nimoy's normal-yet-scary-uncle narration, I was scared spitless.


(Could have done a show on missing socks - I would have been petrified.)

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12) This creepy, creepy, CREEPY picture. It just gives me the willies. I have lost the image twice over the years (probably subconciously deleted it) and had to search the 'net for it, never recalling what to actually use as search terms. "Creepy midget", "Scariest dwarf", "What the fuck?".


I finally remembered something about him being arrested, so I searched for "arrested midget" and wham-o! As soon as I saw it, I jumped and aged another year. Great googly moogly ... I don't know if it is real or not, but frankly it doesn't matter. It freaks the ever-loving-beejebus out of me. I would jump up into Michael Myers arms for safety and tell him to high-tail it to Jason's shack if I was confronted with this alleged "peeping tom". Can you even IMAGINE seeing him looking in your window? I would move to a place with one entrance, no widows. And then blind myself.

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13) Okay, the peeping tom midget IS less scary than one thing:


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Comments on original post:
  1. Hey, the midget might be a really nice guy!

    Good list, I'd add Danny Glick tapping at the window in Salem's Lot. And the looming hag from the original House on Haunted Hill...
  2. You are probably one of the funniest writers ever! You crack me up. I didn't know you liked coffee that much. :)
  3. Great idea, Wings..
    I'm so glad I'm not the only person creeped out by the oompa loompas. They seriously gave me nightmares as a kid. The most horrible scene in that entire movie is when they roll away the little girl who has blown up into a giant blueberry. For a kid with separation anxiety, that was absolutely terrifying!
    The one thing that still creeps me out - statues, especially religious ones.
  4. AMAZING list here, Wings! If I may add possessed elderly people crawling on ceilings (Exorcist III). That movie just plain bothers me.

    Prediction: I will have night terrors and wake up crying like a schoolgirl due to your midget picture.
  5. Can you try to lose that midget pic again!? You've just scarred me for life...

    Great list.
  6. Found you through "Theme Thursday". I love this post and it's funny because we all have creepy moments from old movies. I have three from my Boomer childhood:

    "Beast With Five Fingers" about a concert pianist whose hand is cut off and the hand takes revenge by hand walking about and killing people. Five or six when I first saw it on television; I'd been locked in a room by my older playmates who wanted me to watch it and be scared. I was. I am.

    "Outer Limits" tv show had an episode about a spacecraft of criminals from another planet sent into exile and they land on earth.
    They turn out to be robotic looking bugs who climb out of the space craft and crawl up people and kill them. I have an image of these things overwhelming someone and just taking him down!

    Alfred Hitchcock Presents "The Jar" I think was the name of this particular episode from his old tv series about a jar containing some globby blobby looking mass with an eyeball. Don't know if they ever figured out what it was but that eyeball in the jar haunted me for years.
  7. A solid list, but a lack of those moments when a character has their back to you, and you just know it's "not them" or some shit. For whatever reason, that scares me more than anything. Hence, I suggest the ending to Don't Look Now, and Psycho. Blair Witch would fall into that category too. Just in terms in skin crawling fear, rather than those cheap "jump" moments (which are also scary and fun in their own way).

    Yes indeed, Freud would have a field day with these responses...
  8. hahaha ~ Great list Wings! :-)
  9. As a fan of horror films I often pause and think to myself: “Why do the theaters get polluted weekly with generic, ham fisted, and worst of all boring horror films ?
  10. You know what creeped me out? The ending of The Blair Witch Project, when the dude's standing in the corner. For a second, I thought the film was going to scare me, but then it ended. I was pissed.

  11. mb ITS NOT THE SCARIEST MOVIE--BUT THE SCENE WHERE THE DETECTIVE PUTS HER HAND UNDER THE BED IN THE ALPHABET KILLER MADE ME LITERALLY JUMP AND MY HEART STARTED POUNDING!!!! I WAS REALLY NOT EXPECTING THIS PART AT ALL--THATS ALL ILL SAY!

    So - What scares you?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Top Ten TV Characters

Top Ten Favorite TV Characters

Over at Michael May's Adventureblog was this great meme. I loved it, and some of his choices, so I decided to give it a go myself.

Two things: 1) I did my list in chronological order, from when the characters first appeared on TV. I just had too hard a time ranking them from 10 down to 1. So, it is enough that they are in the top 10 for me.

2) This could change next month, or next week, or even tomorrow. That is one of the fun things about lists like these!

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Samantha Stephens (Bewitched)

Sam

Wow. What can I say? Sam was so not like any housewives or mothers my little boy brain knew back in the 70s. Magic aside, she was something else, almost otherworldly. And the fact that she was head-over-heels in love with a nerd like Darrin gave hope to a generation.

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Col. Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man)

Steve

He was my idol as a kid. Totally screwed up in a major accident, he has some amazing surgeries and comes back even better. Dealing with leg issues myself since birth, I had a sort of affinity towards Steve. He gave me hope. And he was always cool, yet still a good guy.

And he was in love with ...

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Jaime Sommers (The Bionic Woman)

Jamie

I debated whether or not to add Jaime, as I already had one bionic person on this list. But Jaime meant a lot to me, as well, and in different ways. She was kind, caring and beautiful, yet she was also dealing with her bionic replacement parts. She wasn't always comfortable being "different" and that resonated with me in a big way.

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Jessica Fletcher (Murder, She Wrote)

Jessica

Time and again, people look at me like I am crazy when I mention my fondness for this show. But I don't care, I love it.

Jessica was always fair, always open-minded and always caring. And smart. You couldn't pull the wool over her eyes for very long, and if you did something wrong, from a lie to premeditated murder, she would call you on it. No matter what, she was hopeful. Hopeful that not only would her latest trip go without a hitch (yeah, right!), but hopeful in the goodness of people. Even if she was sometimes sadly mistaken.

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Ryan Dallion (Friday the 13th: The Series)

friday the 13th

I could really include any of the three leads from this show. Micki (played by Louise Robey) and Jack (played by Chris Wiggins) were great characters, and as an ensemble, the trio clicked better than most I have seen. But Ryan was the one I liked best, the one I associated with the most.

He was just a few years older than I was, and the character was so similar to myself. He was a comic book geek, a bit arty, total father issues and a family that had collapsed around him. But he was optimistic, always looking for the bright side, the good in people. He was responsible and brave, even if he sometimes surprised himself. When the character was written out of the show, I felt the loss keenly. Might be totally nerdy to say so, but there it is.

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Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Mulder

Many fans of "Friday the 13th: The Series" see lots of similarities in that show and "The X-Files". I see them too, and not the least of which is in the resemblance of Ryan Dallion to Agent Fox Mulder. Mulder is like a grown-up Ryan, in a "real" job.

Mulder, however, is his own character altogether. The nerd who believes in the "out there" stuff, he was always outside of the "cool" group. You don't get a nickname like Spooky for nothing. But Mulder was always ready to believe the unbelievable, ready to let his mind go where common sense would tell him otherwise. I think the character was more complete with Agent Dana Scully (played by Gillian Anderson), as the two completed and contrasted each other in such perfect ways. Mulder wasn't perfect, but he knew it. And he was okay with it.

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Phoebe Buffay (Friends)

Phoebe

Phoebe was the most obscure, most original of the "Friends" cast. She was the one who shouldn't have belonged to the group, but did. She had a huge heart, but she was also not one to pull punches where truth was concerned. She called things like she saw them.

But she was always there for her friends, even when all they could talk about were themselves. And she remained true to herself, no matter what. Whether it was her musical "talent" or her views on just how the world worked, she was always herself.

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Adrian Monk (Monk)

Monk

This one I wavered on, more than once. And I can see myself changing my mind soon, replacing Monk with Charlie Crews from "Life" or Patrick Jane from "The Mentalist". But, as of right now, I am sticking with this choice.

Monk is like the Sherlock Holmes of modern TV, the detective who can spot the clues all the other detectives overlook. Played with a level of pure sadness by Tony Shaloub, Monk knows he has more flaws than he can deal with, but he still gets up and out there each day, partly in tribute to his murdered wife, Trudy, and partly to (he hopes) catch who it was that killed her. I think one thing that makes me less a die hard fan is the fact that Monk doesn't ever seem to grow or improve. I know it is done to keep the character the way viewers enjoy him, but it can be a bit frustrating after all this time.

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Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

Dexter

Played with such conviction by Michael C. Hall, Dexter is the villain you forget is a villain, a serial killer. Taught by his step-father to hide his true self, Dexter lives a life of normalcy that seems real to all around him. But Dex reminds us, time and again, that it is all an act to keep the true man inside him hidden and safe.

Sort of like an anti-hero Batman, who is more at peace being the Batman and using his true identity as Bruce Wayne as a cover to keep Batman safe, Dexter the killer is the real deal. And it can be scary to find yourself seeing logic in some of the immoral choices Dexter makes.

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Olive Snook (Pushing Daisies)

Olive

All of the characters on this show were great, quirky and fun. It is a show that should have had a good long run. But, that won't be the case.

Olive was the most fun, for me. She was vivacious, charming, sweet, caring ... just a blast. She was the "outsider" among the group, kept out of all their secrets, yet called upon time and again to help them out. And she did so, even though it hurt her a bit to be included only so far into their circle. Truly a great character, they should spin Olive off into a show of her own. And if that can't be, then someone else should get the wonderful Kristen Chenoweth into a show of her own. She is too awesome to just fade away.

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So, what are your Top Ten TV Characters?

Friday, March 13, 2009

13 Things That Creep Me Out

Okay, so I am one who likes being scared. Love horror movies, love creepy stuff. Like that feeling of eeriness you get from a good scare. So, here are 13 things that creep me out. I am sure there are more, but these are the ones that came to the top of my mind, so they have obviously had a lasting effect. I am not saying these movies or shows are the scariest, most unnerving things out there, but these are just parts that stuck out, to me.

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1) The way Michael Myers watches Laurie in HALLOWEEN. There are a bunch of instances in this film: the scene after she drops off the key at his old house and walks away and he steps out onto the sidewalk to watch her; the scene in the school when she sees him outside the window; the scene in her backyard standing amidst the drying laundry. Not to mention when only Laurie spots him near the hedge on their walk home from school. CREEPY!

This is also done to great effect in HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS - there is a scene, where the teens are in the park and talking and in the background you can see Michael, wandering around some trees. He isn't so much as hiding as just staying slightly obscured. Creepy! And the scene where Rachel is showering and what-not, and Michael is in the house, as well. I bet this scene can still scare people who are home... "alone".



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2) The scene in JEEPERS CREEPERS where they are driving past the old church and see the Creeper dumping something in the pipe. What creeps me out here is when HE LOOKS BACK AT THEM! Something about evil being there but unaware of your presence is so much better than when evil looks at you and says "Oh, I see you, too..."

(Jump to 1:10 in this clip)



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3) The same feeling plays into the very creepy X-FILES episode "Home". I think the scene towards the beginning, when Mulder and Scully are examining the ball field and they are told about the Peacock family and they look over to see the three men on their porch, watching the agents themselves. So much about this episode is wrong (in a good way), but the fact that those disturbed, bizarre, homicidal creeps were right there out in the daylight was scary stuff.


(I see you on the porch! Knock it off!!!)

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4) Clowns, to me, have lost that lovin' feeling. But that damn creepy clown doll from POLTERGEIST? Ugh, who in their right mind would give this to a kid, even before this movie came out? Just so wrong and such a nightmare inducer. I would never have just left it sitting on a shelf to watch me sleep at night. That fucker would have been locked up tight, preferably in another room. In another house.


(Bet you look under your bed tonight!)

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5) The scene in FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART II where Ginny and Paul are in the cabin and the lights are out. When Ginny says "There's someone in this room!" and Jason is there, quietly waiting in the dark. THIS is why grown people can be afraid of the dark - there might be a once-dead-but-now-alive-with-a-sack-on-his-head-irrational-killer in the corner. Also in this movie, when Ginny is in Jason's shack and she peers out and see Jason running towards her. Holy momma! Where the flip can she go? There are only two rooms, and we KNOW what Ginny finds behind door number two.


(OF COURSE a dude with a sack on his head lives here.)

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6) The original THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is scary stuff, especially when I first saw it as a wee lad. But there is one scene that always freaks me out. When Kirk enters the house and Leatherface just appears and whacks him. Before you know it, the door is shut and Kirk is just GONE. What just happened? The fact that something so unexpected and horrific can occur so damn quickly... Well, it just goes to show you why you should stay the hell OUT of strange farmhouses in the country. The fact that they made an actual toy/collectible of this scene tells me I am not alone in this feeling.


(The kicking legs make it all the worse.)

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7) It may not hold the same punch these days, when everyone has a cell phone, but the 70s film WHEN A STRANGER CALLS was seriously creepy in it's time. The 'calls coming from inside the house' scare was something babysitters (and loners) feared already and this movie just made them jump up and say "SEE??? I TOLD you it could happen!!!" The very different sequel WHEN A STRANGER CALLS BACK has a semi-creepy scene, when that movie's killer hides himself right in the woman's apartment - by painting himself to match her brick wall and just standing still.


(Carol Kane, your eyes speak volumes. So perfect for horror flicks.)

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8) The flying monkeys in THE WIZARD OF OZ. They are creepy in their own right, with their bizarre monkey/human hybrid faces and expressions of perpetual glee - which they shouldn't have. But, what puts them over the top are their little coordinated outfits! Holy buckets! The witch was evil, but this just proves the bitch was bat-shit crazy! She spends her off time making matching outfits for her band of flying monkeys?! Run, Dorothy, run!!!


(WHY would you even own this picture? And the dude got it signed!)

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9) The Oompa Loompas from the original WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. They were like midgets but not, with odd colored skin and green hair and strange white jumpsuits and... they were helpers from hell, is what they were. ONLY Wonka would be okay with living and working with these bizarre and unsettling little men. The Oompa Loompas from the remake were odd, but not stay-the-fuck-away-from-me odd.


(STOP looking at me!)

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10) This albino dude from FOUL PLAY, the 70s movie with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase.



I don't remember much about the movie, but he scared the CRAP out of me when I was a kid. Anytime I saw this movie in the TV Guide I would look away for something else. I couldn't watch it again cause I knew I would see him. Turns out he was an actor named William Frankfather and he WASN'T really an albino. Don't care, really, as he has haunted my brain for decades now.

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11) The old 70s show IN SEARCH OF, with Leonard Nimoy. Hot damn, this show freaked me out. Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, aliens, heck - even Amelia Earhart and her disappearance scared me. But it was all because of the combination of fear and mystery and the unknown they infused into each episode. From the eerie music to Nimoy's normal-yet-scary-uncle narration, I was scared spitless.


(Could have done a show on missing socks - I would have been petrified.)

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12) This creepy, creepy, CREEPY picture. It just gives me the willies. I have lost the image twice over the years (probably subconciously deleted it) and had to search the 'net for it, never recalling what to actually use as search terms. "Creepy midget", "Scariest dwarf", "What the fuck?".



I finally remembered something about him being arrested, so I searched for "arrested midget" and wham-o! As soon as I saw it, I jumped and aged another year. Great googly moogly ... I don't know if it is real or not, but frankly it doesn't matter. It freaks the ever-loving-beejebus out of me. I would jump up into Michael Myers arms for safety and tell him to high-tail it to Jason's shack if I was confronted with this alleged "peeping tom". Can you even IMAGINE seeing him looking in your window? I would move to a place with one entrance, no widows. And then blind myself.

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13) Okay, the peeping tom midget IS less scary than one thing:



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HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th, everyone!!!