Another Meme

I stole this from Ravyn, who stole it from Cal, who stole it from Sunday Stealing. 

1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be?

I hate the phone. I hate talking on the phone. I don't want it to be the police telling me bad news.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Usually, unless there are already a few near my car.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?

Listener.

4. What was the last compliment that someone gave you?

Good meatloaf muffins.
5. Do you play the lottery?

Not really. Every now and again I do, but not as frequent as I should if I want to win something.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, who would you want with you?

Yogi Bear, he can find the picinic baskets!
7. Do you like to ride horses?

Rode one as a baby for a photo, that is all.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

Well, if you count the number of times I have "gone" to Camp Crystal Lake, then yeah.
9. What is your favorite party game?

I don't go to parties.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?

Well I'm married so I wouldn't be interested.

11. When was the last time that you lied?

Uh... No clue.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?

I married someone with different beliefs (I am an atheist, she was not), but if the person was some bible-thumper, then I think I would have had issues.

13. If you have a S/O, who pursued who? If not, do you like to pursue or be pursued?


She was. and I was lucky!

14. Use six words to describe yourself.

Chubby, hairy, funny, loving, loved, caffeinated
15. Name a song that could make you cry?

Don't know of one. 

16. Are you pleased with your education?

I graduated high school and stopped. Can't change the past.

17. How do you feel about gun control?

No guns in my house. I don't care what you do in yours.

18. If your house was on fire, what thing would be the first thing you grabbed?

Family.

19. How often do you have a romantic weekend?

What is that?

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?

Depends.
21. What was the last adult magazine that you have read?

TV Guide count?

22. What are you told about your eyes?

Uh... "Hey, two eyes!" - I don't know!
23. How tall is just right?

Bit taller than I.
24. Where is your dream house located?

Wherever Nancy is.

25. Do you have a secret fetish?

Do you know what secret means? 

26. Have you tried bourbon? If yes, what type?

Nope.

27. Have you ever seen a male or female stripper?

On TV.

28. When was the last time you were at TGI Fridays?

A few weeks ago.

29. When was the last time you were at Church?

When I went to a funeral.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

Too early to say.

31. What was your favorite job?

Raising my kids. 

33. Bud is hosting Thursday Thunks this week. Will you play?

Who is Bud and what is Thursday Thunks?

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?

Trying to piss me off?
35. Who was the last person that you showered with (it's okay to leave out the name)?

Nancy.