If I were a...

There's another meme going around, and since I have nothing creative to offer at this point, I am going to do it.

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If...


If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late night.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a hermit crab.
If I were a direction, I’d be a three-point turn.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rolltop desk.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be jade.
If I were a tree, I’d be a maple.
If I were a tool, I’d be a bottle opener.
If I were a flower, I’d be an iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a dark and stormy night.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a tambourine.
If I were a color, I’d be aqua blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be melancholy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.
If I were a sound, I’d be crash of waves.
If I were an element, I’d be caffeinium.
If I were a car, I’d be a Chevette.
If I were a food, I’d be a calzone.
If I were a place, I’d be a cozy library.
If I were a material, I’d be a cotton tee.
If I were a taste, I’d be maple sugar.
If I were a scent, I’d be Stetson.
If I were an object, I’d be a torn picture.
If I were a body part, I'd be thumbs up.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a grimace.
If I were a song, I’d be Rockin' Years.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be worn and comfortable sneakers.

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And here's a pic for you, just for the hell of it:



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Meme found here: Monkey Muck; TumblFrog and
My Power is Beyond Your Understanding.

Picture found here: PaperTissue.

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