1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Right now, Pat Robertson.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
4. What is your favorite cheese?
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Steak & cheese pocket, with mayo.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
See #6, cause she sings, too.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Dinner with the family.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Drinks on me!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Has to be alcoholic? Wine, I guess. Not much of a drinker.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
The late 80s, high school, tell my teenage self these years really aren't as important as I think they are and life will get better.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No religion on my island.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
Take the It Made My Day site and turn it into a feel-good tv show, to air after the always dire news at night.
15.What is your favorite curse word?
I say 'jinkies' often. Lately it has been 'buckets!' Not sure why...
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Ask them to please be quiet? I don't know. Who thinks up these questions?
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
I guess right now it would be the digital storage thing. Tons of photos on that.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Guess I would make some calls and say some good-byes. And if I had left over time, some bad-byes to those who need 'em.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
11:45 PM to 12:15 AM, New Year's Eve 1994 into New Year's Day 1995.
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Wouldn't want to, I don't think. They are all part of who I am today. If I HAD to choose, I would pick the ambulance ride with my youngest when he was 5.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. Why not.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Don't go to bars. Olive Garden has a bar, and I wouldn't want it to be a no-no by default, so I will pick Olive Garden.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
My brother Jeff's. Let's hope he has his glasses on and doesn't try to shoot me down!
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Dead famous person, eh? Hmmm... I am going to pick Donald Pleasance, so he can help me kick Rob Zombie's ass.
26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My wife's dad.
27. What’s your theme song?
via Cal's Canadian Cave of Cool and Electronic Cerebrectomy