Sexy Versions of Horror Villains

The Crooked Ninja Turtle Gang site did a post about
The Worst "Sexy" Halloween Costumes.

That same day, while browsing a Halloween costume site,

I was shocked to come across one of those

sexy female version costumes of a certain horror movie villain.

Before I get to that costume,

let me post the others I came across,

in descending order of bad taste.

And disclaimer:

Do not get me wrong:

Everyone should wear whatever the hell they want.

I am just posting my opinions here.

You wanna be Sexy Ernest Borgnine, you go for it.

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

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First up, Sexy Jason Voorhees

This one doesn't bother me as much as the others,

mainly because they aren't trying to recreate the actual villain,

instead making a Jason-like costume.

You get who she is portraying, but in a fun way.

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Next, Sexy Freddy Krueger

Now, is the costume provocative? Yes. I don't dispute that.

But she is basically wearing a sexed-up version

of a child murder's outfit.

That doesn't scream "sexy" to me.

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Here is Sexy Chucky

Um, okay.

Chucky is a child's toy possessed by a serial killer.

This makes that sexy?

Nope. This is creepy. In the wrong way.

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Now we come to the one that just threw me.

I actually said "what the fuck?" out loud.

I present, Sexy Michael Myers

Why?

I love that the costume is head to toe,

instead of the mini-skirt workman's uniform we could have gotten.

And I am sure some designer out there had to actually fight for this.

But, it is just... so freaking wrong.

Ugh.

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At least I didn't stumble across any Sexy Leatherface costume.

Those don't exist.... right???

Goddammit.

I give up.

What do you think?

Sexy? Unsexy?

Let me know.