Wednesday, January 6, 2010

If I were a...

There's another meme going around, and since I have nothing creative to offer at this point, I am going to do it.



If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late night.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a hermit crab.
If I were a direction, I’d be a three-point turn.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rolltop desk.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be jade.
If I were a tree, I’d be a maple.
If I were a tool, I’d be a bottle opener.
If I were a flower, I’d be an iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a dark and stormy night.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a tambourine.
If I were a color, I’d be aqua blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be melancholy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.
If I were a sound, I’d be crash of waves.
If I were an element, I’d be caffeinium.
If I were a car, I’d be a Chevette.
If I were a food, I’d be a calzone.
If I were a place, I’d be a cozy library.
If I were a material, I’d be a cotton tee.
If I were a taste, I’d be maple sugar.
If I were a scent, I’d be Stetson.
If I were an object, I’d be a torn picture.
If I were a body part, I'd be thumbs up.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a grimace.
If I were a song, I’d be Rockin' Years.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be worn and comfortable sneakers.


And here's a pic for you, just for the hell of it:


Meme found here: Monkey Muck; TumblFrog and
My Power is Beyond Your Understanding.

Picture found here: PaperTissue.



  1. it ...might have to think about my ifs but for now I am pondering your ifs..great job

  2. "If I were an object, I’d be a torn picture."

    How awesome is that line. Very deep and existential!

  3. that pic is amazing...and so true...

    a three point your answers man.

  4. Great meme. It reminds me of a game where you pick a person (famous or not) and everyone else has to guess who it is by asking "If this person were a book, what book would he/she be?" Love the picture as well - very very true.

  5. Just what I needed today to spark the imagination. Thanks brother. Great answers. Tambourine? You had all those choices.

  6. Some very interesting answers there, Wings. Might do this one. Caffeinium cracked me up!

  7. Hmmm might have to pinch this one. You'd be melancholy? Awwww. Great quote at the end.

  8. Oh that is so cool!That's my next post!:)